Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, I told my man I was feeling a lack of emotional closeness and dialogue in our relationship. I'd hoped for a comeback like, "So what do you need in order to change that?" Or even, "Aw, come here, let's cuddle!" Instead, I got a simple, "I don't." FML
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Top comments
fishyfingaz 0
He's a defensive childish dick. Im sure you can do better.
hcube 0
your bf is an idiot. your boobs are perfect.
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Comments (120)
bflakes 1
it sounds like he was just distracted and then spoke w/o thinking forgive and forget
waternellon53 0
well...he makes a valid argument
Bravo22 0
you both got a point lol
smile625 2
Dump him!! he's probably insecure if he needs to hurt your feelings when most likely he has a tiny dick.
daeemann 1
You guys need to break up. Obviously, you guys don't have a physical attraction for each other. If you don't breakup now, it's only going to get harder later on and if you end up having kids later on, you're going to hate your life when you're stuck to each other.
BellaBoo8275 1
Leave him, the douche doesn't deserve you
Nighthawk143420 8
that should be EX boyfriend.
mitchthepug 0
You totally deserved it.
nightrose0087 10
Which is when you say, "Yeah? I wish you boobs were smaller."
FluffyWizdom 15
try wearing a gel pad bra ? makes them feel and look pretty natural :)