Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, I told my man I was feeling a lack of emotional closeness and dialogue in our relationship. I'd hoped for a comeback like, "So what do you need in order to change that?" Or even, "Aw, come here, let's cuddle!" Instead, I got a simple, "I don't." FML
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Top comments
fishyfingaz 0
He's a defensive childish dick. Im sure you can do better.
hcube 0
your bf is an idiot. your boobs are perfect.
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selfemployed 0
same problem with my wife of six months fml
Erindub 0
WTF did you expect him to say/do?!??!? You basically insulted his manhood. For ***** sakes!
ilmlsm 0
YDI for going out with him
_whoops 0
shouldnt be having sex in the first place...
xXSmilezXX 7
hahahahaha
picturescrazy 24
LOL, your boyfriend is a genius :D I have the same issue, but there are much nicer ways to bring this up... guys get really insulted when you criticize their sex skills... For example, next time you want to have sex, but he doesn't seem into it, YOU try to engage it. Make it obvious, guys don't usually pick up on hinting... and should he still refuse, start masturbating in front of him :D If that doesn't get him in the mood, at least you can enjoy yourself.
lindsaylikeomg 0
no, f HIS life! he's the one who insulted his girlfriend when she was telling him she wanted to have sex with him more. what kind of guy denies himself of sex?? is he gay?
frmu8 0
FLATTY!!!!
bhatz 0
yeah sorry to say but you kind of deserved it. you shouldn't yell at your man and say something like that. ever think their might be a reason behind his lack of a sex drive you should have brought it up a lot more sudtley
post_insanity1 0
dumb bitch. this aint an fml you should be lucky he didn't just pop you in the face. Respect
Sophia93 0
ouch