Pranks and Transportation: Classic

Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By grossfoot - 31/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 13:31 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

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Thanks for your help

By wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

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By cmzraxsn - 11/12/2010 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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Friday 22 April 2011 16:09

******* win by the kids. Lucky they didn't steal some of your belongings!

instantmusic 4

Friday 22 April 2011 16:10

...you didn't notice this while you were in the process of walking?

Comments

Wheredidgrungego 12

Friday 22 April 2011 16:23

What is this? Pre-school? Hahahahaha just kidding that prank never gets old.

bazingaman10 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:24

you're lucky, because they could have done some worse things to you. .

skpcgirl 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:24

hahaha this post just made my day!!! hahaha

DocBastard 38

Friday 22 April 2011 16:26

Delinquents: 1 You: 0

KingDingALing 9

Friday 22 April 2011 16:27

Did that song from Inception start playing while you were falling? It would have looked badass.

Livinia 11

Friday 22 April 2011 16:30

And that's why you never fall asleep on the train, or any other type of public transportation.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:32

Were you by chance wearing trainers?

imreallyhigh 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:35

ctfu! hahahahaha!! OWNED!!! honestly fyl. that's funny as shit.

imreallyhigh 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:38

Velcro really? your either fat, lazy, or a rehtard. or maybe kanye west. but I'm guessing your most likely the first three and not the fourth. p.s. if your an adult don't wear Velcro.