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  BagleHead  |  6

Shoulda had sex with her..

  wordnerd42  |  0

Replace "mom" and "dad" with "grandma" and "grandpa." The confusion becomes slightly more explainable, while the scenario itself becomes... -shudders- FYL, but see, it could've been worse.....

  Person000  |  0

I fucking hate people like 19 that always compare the story with something nothing like it. Yes as a fetus he was in his mom. As a fucking teenager I might think its uh maybe just a little weird? For that matter,#19, why don't you take showers with your mom?

  Tuesdays76  |  0

Whoa there buddy. Take a deep breath and remember it was a joke, one that was in no way directed at you (unless your his mom, I doubt it). So why get offended?

  MrSassypants  |  32

op is just lucky his mom didn't come in and continue doing it.

"Honey you have gotten shorter (I'm talking about height not something else)"


"Oh honey it's you! Well I already got in"

  varkey  |  7

@33: then you should fix it... i don't understand why you wouldn't, even if i was broke that'd be the first thing i'd spend on after food

and OP... that really sucks and that's disgusting...... FYL

  Jammy01jams  |  2

that's fucking gross. you realize you sweat while sleeping and your hair becomes greasy. people shower in the morning and brush your teeth after you eat Breakfast. I don't enjoy your deathly smelling breath, nor your BO of your bed.

By  baraethon  |  0

did you try and keep her idea going? ;)

  cjlerch  |  29

You do realize that's incest, right? Which, in most cases, is illegal. Depending on where you live, it can be punishable by life in prison.