Today, I was at an outdoor market with my family. We'd had dinner and were about to leave when two women stood next to our table, smoking. We called out to let them know they could have it, as we were leaving. They thought we were complaining about the smoke. They yelled at us and stormed off, while the other tables stared. FML
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Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML
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daddycaitlin 13
They thought you complained about not wanting lung cancer? I would. 🤷🏻♀️
1gullible_bugger 34
Their loss, I would have been subtly complaining about the smoke. Far too many smokers don't give a crap about the non-smokers around THEM. I don't appreciate smoke in my face.
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daddycaitlin 13
They thought you complained about not wanting lung cancer? I would. 🤷🏻♀️
jbuckets_404 38
Gee, never knew before that you can now finally purchase dining surfaces that have working eyeballs.... But are they 20/20 yet? [--Channeling RichardPencil] ;-)
1gullible_bugger 34
Their loss, I would have been subtly complaining about the smoke. Far too many smokers don't give a crap about the non-smokers around THEM. I don't appreciate smoke in my face.
jobekka 20
it goes both ways, non-smokers that goes over to smokers and then complain. there's this new understanding that if you smoke your worth less and should not be allowed out :( very hurtful
1gullible_bugger 34
I dunno about that, it just stinks.
bass_ftp 12
Smokers being careless idiots. In other news, grass is green.