Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
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ILoveEggnog
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I always claim my farts.
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SmelloJello
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After your mom stopped chewing you out, u shoulda just farted in her face and giggled.
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amrik
| 11
you should never fart in front of your mom ever
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shelbygordon44
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take pride in your farts.
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muhaidib
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at least they weren't sulfuric and makes you want to vomit as if he ate hard boiled rotten eggs... it could be worst
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ChickenInMyKitch
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^reference win!!
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imacreeper
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that was me.
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SunDropGirl
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28 I thought only burps could smell sulferic? I mean I know farts can be really bad! but sulferic?
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EatnBeef
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farts are methane not sulfur. ( watch me get loads of thumbs down)
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sterlingarcher
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hahaha omg I love walmart it's like THE store to do stupid stuff at :D
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SuperAnthony
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I just love how you described it...
"vicious."
"vicious."
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goldneagle31
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They didn't say they "are sulfur," but egg farts have a tendency to smell like sulfur.
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ILoveEggnog
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I always claim my farts.
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iBanana
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You name makes sense now.
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ILoveEggnog
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Eggnog doesn't give me gas. Taco Bell on the other hand is quite deadly.
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Tayman24
| 0
is it bad if this FML gave me a boner????!?
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ILoveEggnog
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No.
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seanders
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The thought of a cute girl blowing ass always makes me jizz in my pants.
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kocoman500
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LMFAO 89
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zojieeu
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90 cause he has a dirty fetish of smelling cute girls farts :D
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kingtz
| 6
Which is ironic, because cute girls don't fart...
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seanders
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Oh sweet you're from Ontario too 90. Maybe you can blow a few my way.:p
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lis54
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great thanks perv
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collegegirl87
| 0
That is so embarrassing! FYL
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alyslove
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"vicious farts"........ hahahahahahaha
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XXizzlerXX
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Ikr?! "vicious farts" hehe
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whiteboy7thst
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guess you call that disOWNING...
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myxcure
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Guess not?
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whiteboy7thst
| 2
And why is that
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UnknwnClassicGrl
| 5
Uhm, sorry! Wasn't funny, thanks for trying though.
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whiteboy7thst
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I know I failed
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iAmScrubs
| 19
^yes, the first step is admitting it.
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whiteboy7thst
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I think I'm on the right track.
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shelbygordon44
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Way to accept defeat, Broseph.
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xxlauruh
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what was your original thought in posting that?
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Nikki_ASW
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Why didn't you just say it was him? YDI.
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whiteboy7thst
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Because then it wouldn't be on FML. C'mon now.
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Every1luvsfmls
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chi nigr0
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HikaruZanshii
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Lolol 30
Anyhow, if OP said it was her, it would be kind of impolite from her to accuse someone else even if it wasnt her cause any other ways, i guess her mom would've not believed her. T: on my opinion.
Anyhow, if OP said it was her, it would be kind of impolite from her to accuse someone else even if it wasnt her cause any other ways, i guess her mom would've not believed her. T: on my opinion.
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CryMoreFMLs
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Box hobo! :D
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misabel90
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u could've just said it was him
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RawAwesome
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GAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
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SmelloJello
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After your mom stopped chewing you out, u shoulda just farted in her face and giggled.
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OasC82
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ha your so funny
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TaylorTotsYumm
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Your so funny ..what? What's so funny?
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holymolybro
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Sarcasm. That's what's funny.
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CryMoreFMLs
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Is that.... a stapler?
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xtacticalswarmx
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Hey, Chad Kroger...GTFO! -_- Your comments make me cry inside.
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xtacticalswarmx
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Hey, Chad Kroger...GTFO! -_- Your comments make me cry inside.