Catch!

By Jaxter - 18/03/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I was walking up to girlfriend's house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic, I surprised myself by catching it. He gestured for me throw it back and I watched it spiral wildy to the left and hit my girlfriend's mom in the face. FML
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mylifesucks_alot 0

I sympathize. I'm a girl. I'm straight. However, I have the football-catching abilities of a sack of flour. Throwing is something I am even worse at. I feel bad for you because her scary father is probably going to get a whole lot scarier after this instance :(

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Soak 0

You must have scored some brownie points with that =)

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kwbuzz23wk 0

look on the bright side... it cant get any worse. just remember to laugh when they bring it up

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abcdefgh_fml 0

: / that stinks i feel bad for you but i laughed so hard reading this!! hahahaha

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Hawthorn 0

#8 was hilarious. And #7? Stfu. Who cares if a guy can throw a football or not?

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faygo19 0

You should of told him to work on his troops they are slacking.

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sux_2_b_me 0

C'mon! You can't honestly tell me that you can't throw a decent spiral. How bad was your release that you hit the mom? :P

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mynameis_fml 0

Oh my god it is so pathetic how people get so emotionally involved with the OP'ers. You don't know them personally morons! And they must find humor in the situation somewhere since they did post it on fml.com Stop trying to have a shoulder for them to cry on. they obviously don't need it, you all seem like overbearing mothers.

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Ox_Baker 0

It would've been funny if the Marine Corps wife kicked your as.

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patrickhb 0

#21, #17, #7 - so now a guy has to play American football to be manly? IT'S A PUSSY SPORT. Seriously. PADDING?!? Try rugby. Better still, grow up and realise that there's other ways to show your worth. If you want an extreme example - I bet there's professional boxers who can't throw an American football. Would you call them wimps? For all you know, the poster could be 6'6" built like a tank, and not a 'wimp' at all. Think it through. But, most of all, realise that athleticism is nothing if you're an utter twat. #21, would you really say that your daughter could only date football players? They could turn out to be abusive, and (in all likelihood) thick as shit. That whole viewpoint is pretty much pathetic. Poster, go for gold.

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jSOPURE 3

#31- Quoted for truth. As long as you apologize, it's all good. Accidents do happen. :)

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