It isn't that hard to throw a good spiral, however... That woman needs to learn how to catch. That isn't your fault. She should be used to having balls fly at her face uncontrollably.

Today, my daughter's boyfriend came over. My husband tossed him the football, and he caught it. Apparently he can't throw very well, because when he threw it back to my husband, he missed, and hit my face instead. FML

You're lucky he's a Marine. Exceptional restraint, and a gallows humour. Eventually, if not that moment, he'll see the humour of it. Trust me, I know. I was a corpsman.

OMG! This post TOTALLY needs more people yelling at each other about how devoting the entirety of your free time to a game makes you manlier than everyone else! The measure of manliness apparently is now how many times you can smack heads together before you finish high school and get to go to DeVry, so we pussy nerds might be able to find some reason to cut your paycheck. For god sakes everyone, we get it, your dick is huge, just put it away and shut up.

#7/44 dont be a prick. im 6'2", 202 pounds of mostly muscle. i work out every day, and take fitness very seriously. but i dont play/watch/even really enjoy football AT ALL. am i any less of a man? clearly not. am i gay? not that it matters, but no, im not. should OP be terrified of the girls dad for being a Marine? probably not. but maybe the girlfriends dad is alot like you. closed minded and a downright asshole for no valid reason. not everyone you encounter is gonna be a football playing, gay hating jackass, so get your ******* head out of your ass and join the rest of the world

you just made my day

Hahaha, thanks for this. I feel a little better about myself now though. :D

That is AWESOME! hahahaah hopefully shes a bitch and deserved it.

Either her dad was pissed at you, or he was thinking. "Damn! I've been wishing I could do that for years!"

wow you call yourself a man? :D