Lori_ftw 27 February 2014, 03:28 Oakland, United States

Buzzwords

Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

soannoyed 22 September 2013, 21:21 United States

Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML

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Anonymous 4 January 2014, 06:06 Chula Vista, United States

Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML

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#isthisthepoundkey? 1 November 2013, 16:49 Deltona, United States

Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML

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goodbyepromotion 30 August 2013, 06:28 Dayton, United States

Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML

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poop 8 January 2011, 01:31 United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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Anonymous 7 November 2016, 15:48

Today, a customer complained that one of our cashiers smiles too much. FML

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Anonymous 16 February 2014, 17:22 Cambridge, United Kingdom

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML

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Anonymous 26 June 2013, 09:07 United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

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mockable 6 April 2012, 11:09 United States

Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML