Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML
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joeyl2008
| 29
Why does anyone pay for porn? There are tons of free pornsites out there! Trust me I know.
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| 28
Deadbeat Dad strikes again.
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712sash
| 25
Maybe, explain this to your mum?
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LickitungJr
| 8
Yeah, like she'll believe him
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DenBriZel
| 31
Like he hasn't tried that already?
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| 28
Deadbeat Dad strikes again.
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idiotgenius
| 15
More like beat-off dad.
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StillUsesMyspace
| 22
more like genius dad
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| 28
#28 - That was a stroke of IdiotGenius. :D
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AnOriginalName
| 19
Deadbeat dad strokes again?
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Helpfulman
| 17
Its actually good to have a parent on your side for one of these things.
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smokecloud_
| 37
Except neither of them are on OP's side. :(
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TheZigg
| 8
Denmark...
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joeyl2008
| 29
Why does anyone pay for porn? There are tons of free pornsites out there! Trust me I know.
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letmehavemytea
| 21
I was just about to say that. Seriously fuck op's dad's life for being so ignorant of use of the Internet that he actually wasted money on porn.
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JMichael
| 25
I know you do you dirty bastard.
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| 28
The best things on the Internet aren't free, you know.
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gc327072
| 29
Ooohhhh yes they are B-)
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jazzy_123
| 20
Op should say that.
"Mom come on. Why would I pay for porn when I know of plenty of other FREE websites? .. dad on the other hand..."
haha x)
"Mom come on. Why would I pay for porn when I know of plenty of other FREE websites? .. dad on the other hand..."
haha x)
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EphMi
| 5
They must be those rare types that you can't get for free. Don't ask me, i don't know!
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frozen92_fml
| 12
At least ask for the password to the account.
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VampOfSavannah
| 31
I wouldn't want to know what my parents were into, would you? Lol
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Das_is_gud
| 11
The reason this is an fml is because op could have been high quality Hd porn but he was sticking his 5 videos a day
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AnOriginalName
| 19
^ If you disable your cookies, it won't limit you to five freebies a day.
I read it somewhere else, didn't figure it out on my own....
I read it somewhere else, didn't figure it out on my own....
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smokecloud_
| 37
Dont't lie to us, 56. :p We're hip to your game.
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Bradley_Dillon
| 39
:o On mobile I dont have the 5 video limit anymore. It disapeared after I updated my phones OS.
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XxAnnaXxBellexX
| 14
Why would your dad think that it's okay to do that? Either way he was going to get bitched out.
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cricketsins
| 36
I'm not sure which part is more messed up:
1) That he took out a subscription in your name.
2) That he pays for porn when it is so readily available for free.
3) That he did not come clean to his wife.
or 4) That your mother thinks that having a porn subscription makes you a porn addict.
Also - this is the perfect opportunity for blackmail. I believe it would be well deserved. Mhm.
1) That he took out a subscription in your name.
2) That he pays for porn when it is so readily available for free.
3) That he did not come clean to his wife.
or 4) That your mother thinks that having a porn subscription makes you a porn addict.
Also - this is the perfect opportunity for blackmail. I believe it would be well deserved. Mhm.
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auro7
| 18
Some websites have 'exclusive', HD, or focus on certain things that may be much more appealing. They charge money for things that are harder to find elsewhere.
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Pleonasm
| 34
You'd have to be a porn addict to actually subscribe to porn.
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cricketsins
| 36
If it were some kind of fetish thing - I could understand. Specific things are hard to find. Or if he's into the webcam chicks maybe.
But lemme tell ya - if I'm paying for porn, it better be impossible to find elsewhere. But Maybe that's just my empty bank accounts talking. :p
But lemme tell ya - if I'm paying for porn, it better be impossible to find elsewhere. But Maybe that's just my empty bank accounts talking. :p
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auro7
| 18
Did he at least share the username/password with you?
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frozen92_fml
| 12
Grrrrr.....
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smokecloud_
| 37
Aw why the downvotes for 8? If OP's taking the blame, he may as well reap the benefits..
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auro7
| 18
Thank you #78. It was mostly sarcasm, but OP, hinting at the login might not be a bad idea..
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REALAfroninga
| 11
Guys, what's porn?
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chutney_02
| 22
If you don't know, this isn't an app/website that you should use
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DragonDude
| 24
If you think he's serious, this isn't a website/app that you should use.
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REALAfroninga
| 11
Alright guys I'm back, and lemme tell ya, it's alright. I didn't even know women could suck off horses!
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Pleonasm
| 34
How did you think they got such bad Duckfaces?
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koalabear_55
| 11
If you don't know what porn is you're too young to be on this website
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REALAfroninga
| 11
Alright guys, I guess this has gone over to many heads... I'm 18, I know full well what porn is, and I made a bad joke. I deeply apologize to all those who spent their full focus and challenged the deepest thought waves on me not knowing what porn is, instead of putting, say, the square block in the round hole.
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DragonDude
| 24
It seems that this is a... whoreable situation.
I deserve any and all downvotes.
I deserve any and all downvotes.
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weveallbeenthere
| 30
Why would anyone pay for porn now there are so many free sites