By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 20:09 - Denmark - Copenhagen

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Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML
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joeyl2008 29

Why does anyone pay for ****? There are tons of free pornsites out there! Trust me I know.

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StillUsesMyspace 22

more like genius dad

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\ 28

#28 - That was a stroke of IdiotGenius. :D

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AnOriginalName 19

Deadbeat dad strokes again?

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Helpfulman 17

Its actually good to have a parent on your side for one of these things.

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smokecloud_ 37

Except neither of them are on OP's side. :(

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J15237 25

That is true, but in this case OP didn't do a damn thing. They got ****** over by their father and clearly their mother doesn't care.

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joeyl2008 29

Why does anyone pay for ****? There are tons of free pornsites out there! Trust me I know.

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letmehavemytea 21

I was just about to say that. Seriously **** op's dad's life for being so ignorant of use of the Internet that he actually wasted money on ****.

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JMichael 25

I know you do you dirty bastard.

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\ 28

The best things on the Internet aren't free, you know.

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jazzy_123 20

Op should say that. "Mom come on. Why would I pay for **** when I know of plenty of other FREE websites? .. dad on the other hand..." haha x)

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EphMi 5

They must be those rare types that you can't get for free. Don't ask me, i don't know!

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frozen92_fml 12

At least ask for the password to the account.

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VampOfSavannah 31

I wouldn't want to know what my parents were into, would you? Lol

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Das_is_gud 11

The reason this is an fml is because op could have been high quality Hd **** but he was sticking his 5 videos a day

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AnOriginalName 19

^ If you disable your cookies, it won't limit you to five freebies a day. I read it somewhere else, didn't figure it out on my own....

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smokecloud_ 37

Dont't lie to us, 56. :p We're hip to your game.

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Bradley_Dillon 39

:o On mobile I dont have the 5 video limit anymore. It disapeared after I updated my phones OS.

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XxAnnaXxBellexX 15

Why would your dad think that it's okay to do that? Either way he was going to get bitched out.

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cricketsins 36

I'm not sure which part is more messed up: 1) That he took out a subscription in your name. 2) That he pays for **** when it is so readily available for free. 3) That he did not come clean to his wife. or 4) That your mother thinks that having a **** subscription makes you a **** addict. Also - this is the perfect opportunity for blackmail. I believe it would be well deserved. Mhm.

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auro7 18

Some websites have 'exclusive', HD, or focus on certain things that may be much more appealing. They charge money for things that are harder to find elsewhere.

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Pleonasm 35

You'd have to be a **** addict to actually subscribe to ****.

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cricketsins 36

If it were some kind of fetish thing - I could understand. Specific things are hard to find. Or if he's into the webcam chicks maybe. But lemme tell ya - if I'm paying for ****, it better be impossible to find elsewhere. But Maybe that's just my empty bank accounts talking. :p

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auro7 18

Did he at least share the username/password with you?

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smokecloud_ 37

Aw why the downvotes for 8? If OP's taking the blame, he may as well reap the benefits..

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auro7 18

Thank you #78. It was mostly sarcasm, but OP, hinting at the login might not be a bad idea..

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REALAfroninga 11

Guys, what's ****?

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chutney_02 22

If you don't know, this isn't an app/website that you should use

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DragonDude 24

If you think he's serious, this isn't a website/app that you should use.

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REALAfroninga 11

Alright guys I'm back, and lemme tell ya, it's alright. I didn't even know women could suck off horses!

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Pleonasm 35

How did you think they got such bad Duckfaces?

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koalabear_55 11

If you don't know what **** is you're too young to be on this website

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REALAfroninga 11

Alright guys, I guess this has gone over to many heads... I'm 18, I know full well what **** is, and I made a bad joke. I deeply apologize to all those who spent their full focus and challenged the deepest thought waves on me not knowing what **** is, instead of putting, say, the square block in the round hole.

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DragonDude 24

It seems that this is a... whoreable situation. I deserve any and all downvotes.

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weveallbeenthere 30

Why would anyone pay for **** now there are so many free sites

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