Yeah, like she'll believe him

Like he hasn't tried that already?

More like beat-off dad.

more like genius dad

#28 - That was a stroke of IdiotGenius. :D

Deadbeat dad strokes again?

Its actually good to have a parent on your side for one of these things.

Except neither of them are on OP's side. :(

Denmark...

That is true, but in this case OP didn't do a damn thing. They got fucked over by their father and clearly their mother doesn't care.

I was just about to say that. Seriously fuck op's dad's life for being so ignorant of use of the Internet that he actually wasted money on porn.

I know you do you dirty bastard.

The best things on the Internet aren't free, you know.

Ooohhhh yes they are B-)

Op should say that. "Mom come on. Why would I pay for porn when I know of plenty of other FREE websites? .. dad on the other hand..." haha x)

They must be those rare types that you can't get for free. Don't ask me, i don't know!

I wouldn't want to know what my parents were into, would you? Lol

The reason this is an fml is because op could have been high quality Hd porn but he was sticking his 5 videos a day

^ If you disable your cookies, it won't limit you to five freebies a day. I read it somewhere else, didn't figure it out on my own....

Dont't lie to us, 56. :p We're hip to your game.

:o On mobile I dont have the 5 video limit anymore. It disapeared after I updated my phones OS.

Some websites have 'exclusive', HD, or focus on certain things that may be much more appealing. They charge money for things that are harder to find elsewhere.

You'd have to be a porn addict to actually subscribe to porn.

If it were some kind of fetish thing - I could understand. Specific things are hard to find. Or if he's into the webcam chicks maybe. But lemme tell ya - if I'm paying for porn, it better be impossible to find elsewhere. But Maybe that's just my empty bank accounts talking. :p

Grrrrr.....

Aw why the downvotes for 8? If OP's taking the blame, he may as well reap the benefits..

Thank you #78. It was mostly sarcasm, but OP, hinting at the login might not be a bad idea..

If you don't know, this isn't an app/website that you should use

If you think he's serious, this isn't a website/app that you should use.

Alright guys I'm back, and lemme tell ya, it's alright. I didn't even know women could suck off horses!

How did you think they got such bad Duckfaces?

If you don't know what porn is you're too young to be on this website

Alright guys, I guess this has gone over to many heads... I'm 18, I know full well what porn is, and I made a bad joke. I deeply apologize to all those who spent their full focus and challenged the deepest thought waves on me not knowing what porn is, instead of putting, say, the square block in the round hole.