Birthday, Gifts and Miscellaneous: Brown and sticky

Brown and sticky

By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 6 334

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Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 04:59 - Canada

Today, it's my 17th birthday, and the first birthday since my mother died, leaving me to live with my previously-absent father. He gave me pretzels and a laser pointer, and said, "Happy birthday, fuckstick." One more year… FML

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By chrono19 - 04/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I got a birthday package from my parents. It was all the stuff I'd forgotten there when visiting a month ago, along with some other things I'd left behind when I moved out. FML

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By stinkerweeder - 05/02/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML

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By NosChersVoisins - 01/07/2014 04:55 - France - Bordeaux

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I'd ordered an Xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 273

You deserved it 18 560

By reallyman__639 - 13/12/2011 12:26 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

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By Birthday Surprise - 26/05/2014 21:18 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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Inkspell 2

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:15

Wow, wtf, i rather get nothing. lmao, what the hell, seriously though, just grabbing a stick and giving it to someone is worse than saying "sorry, don't have a present.."

HelloFlower 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:23

You can do SO MANY things with a stick. The possibilities are endless.

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airandfingers 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:37

Hey, back in her day, that stick could be anything! A baseball bat, a hockey stick, or even a tool with which to beat ungrateful kids like you!

NIBBER 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 18:57

ungrateful *****

idkyou 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:14

you should do the same for their birthdays, like: "i went on a hike too. here's some bear feces." :)

briiittxxhc 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:49

Haha! That seriously is the shittiest present anyone could ever get. I think I would rather get a rock than a stick. Lol. But I guess if it was a magical stick it might make a difference.

yer8899 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 8:44

people in third world countries would give anything for that stick. selfish prick...

pandalover69 26

Saturday 21 August 2010 7:38

you're kidding right? they have sticks in 3rd world countries too. You're a moron.

PrettyVal 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 17:36

HAHA A STICK! I'm sorry, man, that DOES suck. I would have rather gotten just a Happy Birthday than a stick! And to #37 and #57...so is mine! Happy Birthday to us!