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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 20:00

Today, my stepfather woke me up at two in the morning just to tell me he bought a sandwich. FML
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And that is how the porn movie started...

Your stepdad was high.

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You should have asked for half of the sandwich

And that is how the porn movie started...

Was he drunk?

Your stepdad was high.

What KIND of sammich?! (The only thing worth asking/ commenting on in this fml, amirite???)

Exactly! Why is this a fml, I thought?! ... you now have a free sammich! Maybe that's just the fat bastard in me? 😀

A sandwich and how many cases of beer..?😕