By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 18:00

Where is it?

Today, as I was reviewing my EMS textbook, I decided I would practice taking my own pulse. I started with finding my femoral artery with no success. My mom walked in on me while I had my hand almost up my crotch, muttering to myself, "Why don't I have one?" FML

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By ThatOneLonelyAsian | 30

#7854308 - Saturday 26 October 2019 19:41

Doesn't your mum kmow how to knock?

By mfranks19891989 | 3

#7854359 - Saturday 26 October 2019 22:54

If it’s her place and he not paying rent the she can do what she wants. Mom is alway the boss no matter how old you are

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By ThatOneLonelyAsian | 30

#7854308 - Saturday 26 October 2019 19:41

Doesn't your mum kmow how to knock?

mfranks19891989 | 3

#7854359 - Saturday 26 October 2019 22:54

If it’s her place and he not paying rent the she can do what she wants. Mom is alway the boss no matter how old you are

By notatfault | 8

#7854390 - Sunday 27 October 2019 0:41

I guess Freud had a point about girls's being envious about a guy's junk hahaha.

By baristalbc | 18

#7854437 - Sunday 27 October 2019 7:52

Sounds like the definition of penis envy 😂

By Yudith | 20

#7854508 - Sunday 27 October 2019 14:25

Why were you taking your pulse on your femoral artery to begin with? Was there an example of a guy with no arms and no neck in your book? Or was it supposed to be a freak accident leaving just the legs untouched?