By FoodNeeded - 25/08/2016 02:24 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
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pom3440 22

why not just toast? lol

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KyoshiroT 32

Ah yes, I like having that too. Gives me my daily dose of calories.

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pom3440 22

why not just toast? lol

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One8updude 3

Toast overrated? <incredulous gasp> I.....I...am speechless. Toast is super!

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childproofpizza 19

You can make toast on any concentrated heat source. I once heated pizza on an iron. I've also heated pizza on the hot part of a coffee machine beneath the pot.

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shannon.elizabeth 13

no toaster probably

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KyoshiroT 32

Ah yes, I like having that too. Gives me my daily dose of calories.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Probably not the healthiest, but I like to spread butter and sprinkle sugar on top of a piece of bread or toast when it's all I have. Every once in awhile doesn't hurt and it satisfies my sweet tooth.

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TeraBaap 21

At least you had breakfast. Anyways, hope things soon, OP. For the better, of course.

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PeterB444 17

Why are people downvoting this?

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hoosiergirl94 31

At least you can afford bread and butter. Maybe you can mix it up and throw some cheese slices in there (grilled cheese)

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kirkaygri 18

Or if you had an egg, you could do french toast. Bread and butter can be made into a lot of different meals with just one or two small extra ingredients.

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nesteremily 31

Or an egg sandwich..kinda like an egg mcmuffin just minus the muffin lol. I must say its pretty good

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vegantreegirl 26

I'm sure if he had an egg he probably would have eaten that. Eggs are expensive in a lot of areas.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If you have an egg and some sugar you could even make yourself bread and butter pudding.

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devilgotmywoman 6

In Australia they're $6 for 12. Free range though. Battery - not that I'd ever buy - $4 for $12.

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Death69 24

At least it wasn't a "jam" sandwich. You know? Jam 2 pieces of bread together and chow down. Seriously though, it sucks when the cash flow is a no go. It'll get better OP. Hang in there.

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Lalala579121 27

I think it would be quite the jam sandwich. Because OP seems to be in quite the jam.

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Miss_Whipped 43

#6 your comment was pretty funny to me. I not sure why others are disagreeing, but you have my support!

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okaydisarray 17

It's worse when all you have is bread and mayonnaise. As someone who had to eat a mayo sandwich for lunch regularly throughout my childhood, I can say that butter or jelly is not that bad.

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Lalala579121 27

69 - The sandwich in 6's description is just two pieces of bread. The "jam" in this instance is the verb form of jam, not the food.

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chabuton 4

At least you have money for breakfast. Look on the brightside OP!

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TonierShadow 19

Have you ever put butter on a pop tart it's so freaking good!

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JazmyneJayy 14

+1 for the family guy reference. Sorry you're being downvoted!

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ban_ANA_bat 20

I lived of of those as a teenager, not because i was broke, but because i love the taste! With jelly and butter its sooo much better.

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neuronerd 28

If you lived in the US, I could teach you how to shop to get a week's worth of healthy and filling food for less than $10, but I'm not sure how grocery sales and coupons work in Russia. I hope things look up for you soon.

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Zebediabolical 39

Please share this technique of yours. I for one am interested.

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