Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - 06/11/2020 14:02

Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 068
You deserved it 68

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Well it sounds like you have two choices here send her ass packing back to New York with a signed divorce settlement or do what they do in New York give them some concrete shoes and throw them in a nearby River 😂JK😜

People kind of suck sometimes. Its disheartening how often it happens.

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Devil's triangle!

Eiffel Tower. Spit Roast. Dr. Pepper (aka, DP)

Well it sounds like you have two choices here send her ass packing back to New York with a signed divorce settlement or do what they do in New York give them some concrete shoes and throw them in a nearby River 😂JK😜

People kind of suck sometimes. Its disheartening how often it happens.

Fuhgetaboutit!

that's NYC. people in NY state sound nothing like that

A'right, a'ready! My beloved late dad was from Brooklyn. Intellectually, I accept that New Yorkers have varying speech patterns, but to me, New York sounds like my dad.

That means you get all the monies in the divorce.