Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - 06/11/2020 14:02

Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML
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Charlie Given 26

Well it sounds like you have two choices here send her ass packing back to New York with a signed divorce settlement or do what they do in New York give them some concrete shoes and throw them in a nearby River 😂JK😜

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Brightside86 30

People kind of suck sometimes. Its disheartening how often it happens.

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RichardPencil 30

Eiffel Tower. Spit Roast. Dr. Pepper (aka, DP)

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Charlie Given 26

Well it sounds like you have two choices here send her ass packing back to New York with a signed divorce settlement or do what they do in New York give them some concrete shoes and throw them in a nearby River 😂JK😜

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Brightside86 30

People kind of suck sometimes. Its disheartening how often it happens.

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spinspinsugar 12

that's NYC. people in NY state sound nothing like that

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RichardPencil 30

A'right, a'ready! My beloved late dad was from Brooklyn. Intellectually, I accept that New Yorkers have varying speech patterns, but to me, New York sounds like my dad.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

That means you get all the monies in the divorce.

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