By Mandy93 - 20/12/2012 13:57 - Germany - Reipoltskirchen

Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

That.... Almost made sense.


Perhaps you could offer to wrap them for her with your eyes closed? :/

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Damn, you must be talented if you can wrap presents with your eyes shut. I can barely wrap with my eyes open. (I can, just not flawlessly like some people make it look). :P

Misswildsides 22

I wander what made OP's mom resort to this..

Pure insanity?

GuessWhatKids 13

1 - Or just walk in with eyes closed, throw a blanket over them, and walk out.

So put presents her presents on her bed and tell her if she goes near them

That.... Almost made sense.

presents her presents

insertnameherr 11

#6 so close...


winkydog4056 16

#60_Winky wants to know WHAT is up with your profile mugshot there.

My mom did that this year too!

That's amazing! You should write an FML about it!

lhazz11 23

How dare you ruin the surprise!

Some kids these days -^- so disrespectful eh? Looking at a pile of new things on the floor. This gives me an idea! When I have kids ima tape the presents to all the walls and tell them if I catch them looking at them, then they don't get em. Like a blind man in the maze >:)

I'm going to tape the presents to their backs. I will turn them into TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles)

Overatedlife_fml 5

Someone needs to go to ninja school.

What a bitch

Went a little overboard there, huh?

At least she buys you some presents...

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

Home Alone LOL

That's not where that is from.

93: one direction?

Actually 93, the line was in a home alone movie. It was just coming out of a tv set in the movie.

Did not know that 98, thanks.

She needs help I think

olpally 32

Bitches be crazy. Lol, wow. Good luck with that.