By nerdwithagun - 24/12/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, my dad had a go at me because he thought I was embarrassed by him and that was why I never invited any of my friends over. I was too embarrassed to tell him it's actually because I don't have any friends to invite over. FML
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Froley 0

It really isn't that simple. What if OP is shy and has a hard time talking to people in the first place?

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fitzy13 0

hate dat

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kriptonite_fml 0
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u dont have any friends? eff your life mane! high school is/will going to be HELL fee u! u remind me of a kid named Joseph Steers who went to Mable Barron with me in Stockton!

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bmore225 0

This FML is a repeat/repost.

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11colio11 4
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ydi for making guinea pig pies

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kriptonite_fml 0
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For Xmas I hope to get a real girlfriend like mah sistah, shes so purdy.

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MaximilianMarche 0

say something to him. it can only help to talk about it

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MaximilianMarche 0

there are plenty of people that like you. just go out and find them. sports are a great place to start

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sixtimessix 0
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IMO the op's dad was just celebrating Festivus with a little feats of strength.

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bwhahaha_fml 10
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idk why 19. but I'm finding most of my posts are being deleted although they are totally relevant.

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DocBastard 38
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kriptonite - I'm trying to figure out your modus operandi here. Tell me if I have this right- Step 1) Say something offensive enough to get moderated. Step 2) Insult moderator for doing his/her job and deleting your retched dreck. Step 3) I would have to assume this would be finding the moderator's house and slapping him/her in the face, right? Idiot.

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kateeeh 0
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true dat doc!!

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mamamiaaa_fml 12
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who doesn't love a little dis-establishmentarianism. it SOUNDS like it could work in this context. and that's all that matters.

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kriptonite_fml 0
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it's funny I nvr said the words above . the moderators did it. FML Is corrupt

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crksNcstls503 0
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i kno right I even feel sorry for the poor person :(

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spade1997 0

25 I fell sorry that you own that car

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crksNcstls503 0
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don't hate... shows you don't know jack about cars so I'd keep my mouth shut homie.

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thebignixie 0

aww cmon op, making friends is easy!!

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macskapingvin 0
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Friends are overrated.

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timma90 4
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I second that. All they do is fuck you around when they either jealous or feeling left out, how pathetic can the human race be.

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RedPillSucks 31

Marvin?

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frear 0
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It's not that hard tell him the truth and make some friends not a big deal.

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LolCakes111 7
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YDI & FYl. Why? FYL because you got no friends. YDI because it's very easy to make friends. Hell, I've seen a kid with a retarded voice, is short, is a nerd and is kinda annoying but he still has a lot of friends. ITS NOT HARD. Just talk to people. If you are a nerd, talk to another "nerd". IF your fat, talk to another fat person. Etc, Etc you get the point.

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bubblej614 0

it's that that easy, I don't have friends either and it's not because I can't, it because other people r weird

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TrollFeeder 10
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Maybe why you don't have friends is because you can't spell properly.

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Froley 0

It really isn't that simple. What if OP is shy and has a hard time talking to people in the first place?

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starile 19
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By that logic, TrollFeeder, I'd be surprised if you had any friends, with your barely comprehensible sentence structure.

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Spongii101 12
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Actually, it isn't that easy. Yes, it's easy to be friendly, but if you have nothing in common, or you're incredibly different from everyone else it's hard. On an entirely unrelated topic: I hate anti-flood.

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tygerarmy 35
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Stop being embarrassed Put the gun away ??? Profit!!!

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princessxx45 0
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lol ^ epic win

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Mubus 0
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10: you made my day!

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nikkibihm 0
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aww it's okay you'll get friends sooner or later.

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triggerit 5
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it is OK OP your friends get you sooner or later

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btnhdude 0

your comments are so stupid

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felixshen 18
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hahahahah... no u suck... its called being helpful not being a jerk

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