Poopoo peepee, Alcohol, Drunk and Weird: Boozed up

Boozed up

By speechless - 13/07/2013 14:32 - United States - Mitchell

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

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By Stinky - 20/11/2011 10:23 - United States

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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Wait for the hangover

By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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Party animal

By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 02:04

Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML

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Mom! Stop!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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Dude, gross!

By juggalo2 - 17/04/2024 03:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML

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Giving

By nt121511 - 03/08/2016 22:40

Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML

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Drunken antics

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 11:02 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML

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By MyS3lf - 19/04/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML

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softrally 15

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:45

What drawer was he intending to pee into? O.o

_GoodGuy 11

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:45

That would "piss" me off.

Comments

pam241 15

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:46

Why are you peeing in any drawer?

BadKitty13 28

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:46

LOL !! Sorry -- It is kinda funny .......

ImAFaker 29

Saturday 13 July 2013 20:27

Good for you... Next time laugh to yourself and don't waste these precious comments. :)

BadKitty13 28

Tuesday 16 July 2013 5:07

And MY comment was the worst ?? Some of the buried comments were way worse than mine. IT'S STILL FUNNY -- I don't give a Rats Ass if anyone likes my comment or not.

punkyboy 11

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:47

your supposed to pee in the underwear drawer everyobody knows that

threer 30

Sunday 14 July 2013 14:10

Everybody*

punkyboy 11

Sunday 14 July 2013 21:36

sorry I was just trying to get my comment out quick I didn't check for spelling errors

Confused77 3

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:47

Awkward, I wonder where else in the house he has left his "presents"..

DopeyPucca 7

Saturday 13 July 2013 20:35

Point:p Maybe in the honey jar?

rich443 22

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:47

at least he peeing on something you can live without but really why a drawer why not out the window

AshleyScruggs 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 21:07

Perhaps she would prefer him pissing in the toilet.

rich443 22

Saturday 13 July 2013 22:07

the toilet is over rated plus there's monsters in there

Ginger7322 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:48

That must have pissed you off

bandeek 30

Saturday 13 July 2013 19:32

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

BlissfulLiss 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:49

I never knew there was a right drawer to pee in. I guess everyday is a school day.

NicaLovesDisney 17

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:49

I hope you make him clean up the mess.

Damian95 16

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:53

Has there been a specific drawer to pee in this whole time?! Nothing will ever be the same...

yourmurderscenex 13

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:55

i hope you found the humor in this. but definitely make him clean that up. if he doesn't let his socks dry and have him walk around in his own piss. lesson learned.