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Today, my dad has such a low opinion of me, he refused to believe I have a girlfriend and instead chose to believe she's a prostitute I hired to try and impress him. My girlfriend was so insulted she dumped me, all while my dad was applauding her for her impressive role play. FML
So he caller her a prostitute when he met her?
But why are you seeing him?
It will be though (or not) but go live your life far from him.
And you could also see a psychiatric to help you cope with what he did to you.
Yes, but just think of the money you'll save now that you don't have to pay her anymore. Silver linings!
sneaky psychological revenge on your dad sounds good to me.