Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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Top comments
mclauren29 22
I think it's great they have a sense of humour, be grateful they are still willing to have fun!
AnOriginalName 19
Hey, I would laugh too. It's a funny joke. On another note, how/why does your grandpa know how expensive blow-up dolls are?
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Comments (76)
Cwizer 17
Grandparents strike again!!!
capthigh 16
your grandparents are hilarious I'm sorry but that's funny
olpally 32
Great grandparents!! Lmao.
Queensland 27
Nah, they're just his first grandparents.
_kyleG_ 34
Sounds more like comedy than tragedy OP!
DaMann360 19
Would you like some ice for that burn?
speakersboom 19
I actually got rope burn today... and I WOULD like some ice for it. :'(
bubblyhayley 16
who cares?
cryssycakesx3 22
I don't
vipirius 18
Who cares that you don't care?
dachayke 16
I don't.
beaverteaser 16
well at least they know what not to get you for your next birthday
FlyingPie 17
They're just full of hot air.
bettyxoxo 11
Cute
Dodge4x4Ram 46
they have good humor
worldclassrager 39
When they meet her they'll be eating their words...congrats OP...