Kids: Boom! - FML

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By why do eggs explode - 12/10/2015 21:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML

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By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

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By Amber Rutledge - 27/01/2018 00:00

Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML

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By Danana - 26/01/2009 21:08 - Canada

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML

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By EggBomb - 01/12/2016 18:22

Today, after boiling eggs my whole life, I wanted to try a packaged hard-boiled egg for the first time. I'd never had a cold egg before, so I thought it would be a good idea to warm it up. Now, I'm cleaning out a billion pieces of egg shrapnel in the microwave. FML

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The people of TikTok must be stopped

By Phil The Man - 04/09/2023 05:00

Today, I was sitting on the couch watching TV when I felt something crack on my head. My 6 year-old son had just smashed an egg into my hair. When I asked why, he said, "Mom does it for TikTok." This is how I found out that my wife has been "pranking" him for likes, and thinks it's hilarious. FML

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By Laura - 11/03/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 12:15 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

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By sunil - 13/06/2014 22:53 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

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Hair care

By hairball - 22/04/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 08:49 - France - Paris

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

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strike2867 13

Tuesday 13 October 2015 16:07

Sounds like a great opportunity to teach him to clean a microwave.

jenninyc1128 17

Tuesday 13 October 2015 15:55

The wonder of having small kids.. Good luck with that clean up!

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FalloutScrolls 25

Tuesday 13 October 2015 16:21

Salt. everywhere in the microwave. It dries the eggs up and make it easier to clean. Take it from this dad who once woke up to regular interval *crack...crack...crack...* because my daughter was fascinated with dropping eggs on the kitchen floor.

lil_ham1644 29

Tuesday 13 October 2015 18:14

also, idk if it works for eggs, but if you put a bowl of water in the microwave for a few minutes, it makes it easier to clean.

MissInformation 3

Wednesday 14 October 2015 1:56

a mixture of water with vinegar in it helps with really tough messes (or neglected ones) too

WildTom 10

Tuesday 13 October 2015 16:26

absolute thuggers

Darkness_Hate 29

Tuesday 13 October 2015 16:32

Well I guess an eggsplosion occured.

corky1992 33

Tuesday 13 October 2015 16:36

Lol I'm sorry but that's hilarious

redhead_sprhro 10

Tuesday 13 October 2015 16:40

Speeds up the hatching process

misstressV 4

Tuesday 13 October 2015 16:48

How egg-citing to have his very own science experiment at such a young age

AuTiAlloy 8

Tuesday 13 October 2015 17:02

Hopefuly his curiosity will drive him towards a career in science years later...

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Tuesday 13 October 2015 17:42

Well, what happened I wonder?

bnbhimp 10

Tuesday 13 October 2015 17:44

Boom is what happens

ExcuseMyHiccups 9

Tuesday 13 October 2015 17:57

Puns. Puns everywhere. How did your four year old reach all that? Chairs I suppose, but good grief kids are too intelligent for their own good now a days!

klutz44 28

Tuesday 13 October 2015 18:52

Our microwave is in a cabinet under the countertop. I had to put a lock on the cabinet door because my 1 year old discovered how to operate the microwave. He never actually microwaved anything but it was only a matter of time.

tamesenicole 27

Tuesday 13 October 2015 20:49

Perfect step to prevention

sturschaedel 27

Wednesday 14 October 2015 10:53

Ours is on top of our fridge&freezer combination, even *I* have to stretch to reach it and we don't have ladders in the house, so the kids don't stand a chance.

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