By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 08:49 - France - Paris

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 589
You deserved it 4 250

Same thing different taste

Top comments

zingline89 18

He was just trying to make breakfast in bed.

hopefully it was more hardboiled than scrambled


oj101 33
oj101 33

I wouldn't be too egg-static about it either, but you need to egg-cept the situation, hardboil up, and scoop up the runny mess.

ViRepz 28

That's a shitty situation you got there. Ok, now no one can use that in this FML. Egg puns are a welcome.

oj101 33

#12 - I could've put in shituation, but it doesn't mean you should. The FML community is not very forgiving on shit(ty) puns.

ViRepz 28

Thus why I thought I would bite the bullet and get it over and done with. I hope no one will be tempted to shituate more.

Pwn17 25

So much, 36. By the way, I don't know who ate your username, but your profile pic looks rather tasty....

I'll tell you this much. Op had to clean up that rotten, stinky and broken egg

fml1365 30

Little kids can be quite something else sometime.

1, that's an eggs-tremely good egg-ecution of that pun.

hopefully it was more hardboiled than scrambled

JE553 9

And god help you if it was a whole omelet

Perhaps it was over easy but with a sloppy broken yoke.

PeaceIsFree 9

Don't be too hard boiled on him

Redoxx_fml 22
kathryn14 19
Redoxx_fml 22

Well technically you are a chick

adrenalx42 2

In Ireland, women are referred to as birds sometimes by certain people. "Are you still going out with that bird?".

In Ireland? I thought that was kinda in most of the English speaking world?

ViRepz 28

At least it wasn't a watermelon!

I'm happy for the boy it wasn't a watermelon!!

ViRepz 28

#29 if you prefer to clean up a poo the size of a watermelon, cudos.

CallMeWindSock 24

Nobody say anything about how shitty the situation was

JE553 9

The first rule about shitty situation puns is you do not talk about shitty situation puns

Is that what the kids are calling them these days? Next time I ask for eggs I guess I better think twice.

challan 19

Hopefully they won't egg your house!