By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 08:49 - France - Paris

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML
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zingline89 18

He was just trying to make breakfast in bed.

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truesarrif 33
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hopefully it was more hardboiled than scrambled

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oj101 33

Don't get too egged off.

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oj101 33

I wouldn't be too egg-static about it either, but you need to egg-cept the situation, hardboil up, and scoop up the runny mess.

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ViRepz 28

That's a shitty situation you got there. Ok, now no one can use that in this FML. Egg puns are a welcome.

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oj101 33

#12 - I could've put in shituation, but it doesn't mean you should. The FML community is not very forgiving on shit(ty) puns.

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ViRepz 28

Thus why I thought I would bite the bullet and get it over and done with. I hope no one will be tempted to shituate more.

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Pwn17 25

So much, 36. By the way, I don't know who ate your username, but your profile pic looks rather tasty....

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TheCanucklehead 22
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I'll tell you this much. Op had to clean up that rotten, stinky and broken egg

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fml1365 30

Little kids can be quite something else sometime.

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Ziggyboo 10
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1, that's an eggs-tremely good egg-ecution of that pun.

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martin8337 35

no shat, sherlock .

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tacojauns 45
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that was not eggecuted very well...

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goldenturtlez 7
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It was rather scrambled...

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zingline89 18

He was just trying to make breakfast in bed.

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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It was a chocolate egg.

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wilber245 16
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I hope he did'nt eat it.

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truesarrif 33
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hopefully it was more hardboiled than scrambled

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JE553 9

And god help you if it was a whole omelet

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j_cat187 19
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Perhaps it was over easy but with a sloppy broken yoke.

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Kkkdawg 27
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It's yolk.

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PeaceIsFree 9

Don't be too hard boiled on him

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Redoxx_fml 22

Cockle doodle doodie

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kathryn14 19

If you're a bird, I'm a bird

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Redoxx_fml 22

Well technically you are a chick

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adrenalx42 2

Will you suck my cock?

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Bano360 25
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In Ireland, women are referred to as birds sometimes by certain people. "Are you still going out with that bird?".

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doodlecloud 26
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In Ireland? I thought that was kinda in most of the English speaking world?

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ViRepz 28

At least it wasn't a watermelon!

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tehman117 21
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How does this help the op?

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Uramonkey 11
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29 - A smaller mess to clean up.

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SolarFlare 20
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I'm happy for the boy it wasn't a watermelon!!

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ViRepz 28

#29 if you prefer to clean up a poo the size of a watermelon, cudos.

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CallMeWindSock 24

Nobody say anything about how shitty the situation was

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mattrd_fml 31
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Yes, #12 did.

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JE553 9

The first rule about shitty situation puns is you do not talk about shitty situation puns

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Olympiakos10 15
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Is that what the kids are calling them these days? Next time I ask for eggs I guess I better think twice.

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challan 19

Hopefully they won't egg your house!

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