Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
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🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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spongebobrocks 0
... Why the frick are you watching anything in the first place? Especially Star Trek. Someone takes his girlfriend and what she does for him granted -.-
scottie0083 0
if you are watching star trek, you should be considered lucky to have a girlfriend in the first place, let alone get a BJ while watching it. your life definitely isnt ******
Freaky_Darlings 0
Aaaaaaaah, dude, that sucks! I say your life is ******. But please admit that it's pretty funny... Was she mad? XD It was kinda UNCOUTH, per se, to be watching Star Trek while receiving head, you weirdo.
Sisyphus 0
Sounds like a good afternoon to me. I don't see the problem here...
dickinabox 0
If only Spock would give me a *******...
johnnydover 0
Wow. This kid sucks even more thoroughly than his girlfriend. And this is coming from a guy who had sex with a girl and played "Halo 2" against her at the same time.
choppedNskrewed 0
LMAO
mykon_fml 0
wow who the hell watches star trek while they're getting head.. omg.. ur very lucky u get head at all you nerd. stop watching that and watch **** or something and maybe you'll get in her next time.. if i was that girl.. i would left u right there.
Azurett 0
lol sounds fake
astan92 1
9,27,45, and 68 LMAO Why did you call her by a guys name? Should not have done that