Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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Comments (505)
MJ_Alexander 0
Nerdiest BJ in the history.
wtfxpaigerz 0
I don't know what's worse: You wanting to watch Star Trek while getting head, thinking about Spock while you're getting head, or your girlfriend being so horribly bad at giving head that you have to watch Star Trek to get any entertainment out of the situation. Either way.. Epic fail.
soonerfan 0
HAHAHAHA well it could of been worse... when you blew your load you could of yelled KHANNNN!!!
xtremelifter 0
The fact that you wanted to watch star trek while getting blown should have freaked out your gf enough. Since she is taking the time to pleasure you how about focusing on her? No sympathy in this situation
HelloFlower 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA This is the first FML to make me laugh in a long time. Thats great.
Seegtease 0
If she didn't mind you watching Star Trek at that time, she's probably nerdy enough herself to laugh at the mistake.
jabbaundead 0
mmm cause star trek is always good foreplay..
wtfxpaigerz 0
#45.. You are God.
Misanthropist 0
Another wasted FML. This isn't funny, ironic, witty, or unfortunate. It's just stupid, please stop.
CORNDOG200 0
Get a sense of humor dumbass
tehhotness 0
#51 is a tool. If you don't find this funny you were quite possibly tragically born without a sense of humor