Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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Comments (505)
BrainHaynis 0
I hardly see how this is an FML, clearly she knows you are a Trekkie and shes sucking you off so I dont think it bothers her, congrats on that though
maiden_girl 5
Why the hell were you watching Startrack why she was pleasuring you?
Jimboom 11
Ohhh!! Most Illogical captian
draccon136 0
rofl
psycogirl89 0
hahaha!!! my boyfriend sent this to me, why? because we are almost finished watching the entire first star trek series and last time we were watching it we ended up having sex, and then finished watching the episode... It kinda just happens, your laying there then you start rubbing their belly or something out of habit and you get lower, and one thing leads to another... I'd never let him live it down if he called me spock though... lol..
MCart_fml 0
45, 97 ROFLMAO
beczrus 0
haha LOVE this!
beardsnbicycles7 0
That's better than shouting "KHAAN!!!"... or is it?
omg_itz_ryan 0
wow. ur **** for watching star trek. especially with a girl over
Shadesville 0
I am still trying to grasp on why you were even wanting/receiving a bj while watching one of the gayest shows known to man. . .maybe you called her spock because your into him > . >