The King

By Anonymous - 03/12/2022 02:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he becomes insatiably horny whenever he hears "Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley. It turns out that was the song on the radio when he was losing his virginity, when he was 16, with his sister. He insists it’s not weird because their parents are half-siblings. I can’t even. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 010
You deserved it 270

Same thing different taste


Nothing wrong with a bit of incest, so long as you keep it in the family 😉

tiptoppc 19

Incest: fun the whole family can partake in! Because family that lays together, stays together. Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

Ick factor off the charts on this one! With his genetics, your children might end up as a bunch of r-words. Dump him!

so your done...either way, you cant compete with family

His reasoning is if half siblings can do it, then whole siblings can do it too. Hope you never have children with this man.

mccuish 25

Girl you need to drop everything and run

I think it's time he went from "Jailhouse Rock" to "Jailhouse Bitch". And throw in the rest of those inbred weirdos for good measure.