Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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Beknifingyou 0
Does she have pointed ears or something? (O.O)
RyeBreadBoy 0
45, you win the internet. 68, i can't imagine a more perfect situation. except for if it was Halo 3.
Xorlev 0
Today I was giving my boyfriend head while he watched Star Trek and he called me Spock. FML
tibbys 0
shouldn't your woman be on here telling that story?
apersonthatisme 0
Okay, you are already extremely lucky to have a girlfriend who is willing to give you head while Star Trek is on. No self-respecting girl I know would do that. I hope that for your sake, you didn't mess that up.
Kirk_Spock 0
Um, excuuuuuuse me? Just because you're watching Trek while doing something intimate doesn't mean you're a weirdo. Fail, dude. FAIL. Let me tell you a secret: SOME GIRLS GET OFF ON STAR TREK. -A self-respecting hot trekkie girl
tismylife09 0
fag? that's the gayest thing i have ever heard, ever.
Story_of_my_Life_fml 0
dude, if my boyfriend did that i would bite down.
jet_fml 0
I laughed.
julzziee 0
really? startrek? during a *******? i agree are you gay or something!? but i would try and figure it out
The_Big_Guy 0
AWESOME!!! This is not a FML..but Star Wars is better :P Everyone needs to quit trying to hate, they obviously both wanted to watch it...and it's no worse than dumb-ass girls who try and make us watch shitty romantic comedies!!! Besides, anyone here who has ever been in a real relationship knows that you start watching a movie..and eventually it turns into sex. #3 & #15...because he's the mack of the year, THATS WHY! I've had countless sexual experiences while watching movies, it's just what happens. Not like you decided before-hand, "hey, let's **** to this movie!" The first time I "really" got some serious head was during 'Back to the Future 2', so What!? Obviously she was watching it with him, so they are both nerdy, which is awesome. #9 -lol #45-rofl #78-ROFLMAO!! #52-hit the head right on the nail Anyways, she's a keeper if she responded, -"fascinating" -"dammit Jim I'm a head doctor not a..." -"I'm giving it all I got Captain..."