Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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wrestler_fml 0
Man, I'm definitely hanging with the wrong crowd. IDK who this guy is, but I want to get in with his group. If he can be a nerd and watch star trek... and at the same time be getting head from a girl who doesn't CARE that he's watching star trek.... that's wassup! ps to #68: OMG That is a great idea!!! I'm an athlete and I haven't played video games, including Halo, in a minute (aka forever, like a month at least)..... but having sex AND playing halo? That's gotta be confusing- and pretty vicious too
broken_lungs 0
dude really? hahahahahahah woooow & 68 I've done that except during Call Of Duty against my boy ;)
MCart_fml 0
OP, awesome that your girl will give you a bj while you watch trek... but seriously, Spock? turn on Voyager and moan for Jeri Ryan next time. 68, that's the most epic thing I've heard this week. Who won?
crampy 0
I actually think that's kind of amazing. I would laugh!
totawk 0
wtf are you doing watching tv? shouldn't your mind be focused on the girl sucking your dick? ahahfuck.
Tri_fml 5
LMAO. You just won the Internet.
sugarcube 0
lmao!! this made my day, thank you! :]
aerostatic 0
This is pure win.
Prisoner_24601 0
I gotta give it to you. It must have been like your birthday or something.. but yeah, that was kind of dorky.
gregthestrange 3
#80 says it best. this is pure win. star trek and a ********, how could you go wrong? the only thing that would have made that moment complete would have been steak