Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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saynotochrispine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Beam me up!
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
May
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Timing
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
BOO!
🌶️ Spicy
Stuff
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
man
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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rebboy_2008 0
I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.
millycent 0
Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.
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pssx9 0
lmaoo #11 & 12
marielito 0
that's actually one of the most hilarious things i've ever read. ever.
wrestler_fml 0
Hahahahahhahahahaha From now on, I'd either watch **** while getting laid/head, if I were you... or just watch nothing at all. Because if you watch random sh*t, you're bound to say random sh*t. We're guys, we don't always think
Blind_Ninja 0
Personally, I'd rather watch Spider-Man while getting blown. Or play Fallout 3. Maybe I can get head while playing Resident Evil 5. That will be HOT.
hockeyplaya 0
who doesnt watch TV and get into the show while gettin head?!
ComradeP 0
I really expected to read a comment like "THIS IS THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD." I mean, I would say it myself, but it would have to be Doctor Who and yelling "Doctor!"
alex_vik 0
I can tell you were really paying attention to your girlfriend.
wildstar 0
What the hell?! LOL. XD That is hilarious.
mac_fml 0
why either of you would allow star wars to be on tv during sexual activity is beyond me. my friend was really into star wars, and i never seen it so he put it on for me. after 10 minutes i got bored. i think i might have fallen asleep, i dont remember.
Donandino 0
It must have been too much for your simple mind to comprehend. I bet you love romantic comedies. and the OP said Star Trek retard!
zebendyone 0
What a douche. Next time don't be an asshole and pay attention to your girlfriend.