Blackout

By stupiddrunk - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
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ritzbits 0

it wouldn't been sexier if you were naked.

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kingtz 6

Kinky! YDI for not getting electrified nipple clamps to go with your outfit.

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capilot 10

That totally rocks. I can't wait to do that to somebody.

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samjogoesrawr 0

It's Jigsaw. (from Saw, the movies)... Haaa.

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jkbrowns12 0

step 1: move your hands under your feet by sitting down and bending over (not a hard feat.) step 2: spin the dog collar around so that the buckle is facing you. step 3: unbuckle the dog collar step 4: retrieve the keys and unlock the handcuffs step 5: ????? step 6: profit.

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Abomb91 0

Screw that. better plan. 1. Stand at door. 2. Run for keys. 3. Endure. (hilarious to watch btw) 4. Grab keys. 5. Revenge... note: if your running through grass, make sure its not wet. Lol

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jess6blondie9 2

Someone must have had a kinky night, eh?(:

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Kittie68 0

so ur 13... I can tell, immature comments like that come from little 13 yr old boys.

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yung_black 0

jigsaw voice op, your obsession to drink unresponsibility have caused you to abuse and mistreat thoes who love and care about you, even your dog duke has fallen in the path of your destructive behavior you forget to feed him bathe him and walk him i want to play a game with you if you noticed around your neck is the collar you use to silence duke from him barking out of pain and abuse you have 60 seconds to grab the keys across the room but be careful there are pockets of signals around the room that will activate the collar around your neck sending 1000s of vaults of electricity through your body every step you take if you do not succeed the collar around your neck will tighten around your neck until u can no longer breathe live or die op the choice is yours . . .

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