Blackout

By stupiddrunk - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 163
You deserved it 39 829

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ritzbits 0

it wouldn't been sexier if you were naked.

kingtz 6

Kinky! YDI for not getting electrified nipple clamps to go with your outfit.

Comments

can't you take it off, even with handcuffs on? and why is there an invisible fence through the middle of your house? and don't those have to be buried outside?

IThriveWithYourPain 14

just remove the collar with your hands, you can still reach over your neck and then just grab the keys if that doesn't work grab a broom or something and just brush the keys towards you

Sounds like you had an interesting night...