Blackout

By stupiddrunk - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
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ritzbits 0

it wouldn't been sexier if you were naked.

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kingtz 6

Kinky! YDI for not getting electrified nipple clamps to go with your outfit.

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zombiekitten87 12

dog collars don't usually have locks on them for obvious reasons... you probably could have just, Idunno, unbuckled it.

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sara8866 8

He is from Texas so you have to excuse him for that!!

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IsBitchBetter 1

I can't even begin to describe how awesome that was!!

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Phoenix_fml 13

If your hands are in front of you, take off the collar. If they're behind you, then how are you typing this?

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Bobissmall 13

Don't be ridiculous. Where in the FML does it say OP is still in this position? He probably dealt with the pain to get the keys or waited for help...

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dustin3823 0

that is deffinately thinking outside the box for messing with a passed out guy guess they didnt have any sharpies

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Whorebiscuits 4

lmfao!! Sounds like drunk-you is jigsaw in disguise. Drunk: 2. Sober: 0

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kirstendanielle1 0

that's probably just where op ended up, it doesn't mean they sat on their couch all night drinking.

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hunt3009 16

It probably does mean they were hammered though...

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tddygrmlov 0

I love this. totally my new favorite FML. lets just hope its real...

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