I just about passed out this made me laugh so hard haha. Please do tell us how you escaped!

Haha this is a true test of manliness

Hello, OP. I want to play a game.

Why wouldn't you just take the collar off. The keys are for the cuffs...?

well it fine cause your from the uk lol

That'll happen

Ok, I have a few things to say about this: 1. I use an invisible fence for my dog because apparently she can jump over 5 foot walls and I want to keep her safe, so don't get mad at OP for trying to keep his dog safe by having one of these. 2. There is usually a warning zone where it will beep several feet before getting to the fence, then it will shock you more and more the closer you get to it... so if he was too afraid to get shocked, simply finding where it's plugged in and turning it off wouldn't have worked since he would have to get close enough to shock him! 3. OP is a wimp if he's too afraid to walk through the perimiter... I tested my dog fence out before putting the collar on my dog... it was a good shock, but not painful... just scary!

use your legs to get the keys. and it shouldn't take to long to bring your hands in front of yourself. damn all the chicks from Cali on here are hooooooootttt

HAHAHA! sounds like a toned down version of something out of Saw

That sounds like a awesome night. How'd you get out, or manage to type this.