Today, my 17 year-old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he overheated, but he still won't take it off. FML
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Today, I had to physically force my nephew to change his clothes after he tried to go out in long black jeans, a long-sleeved black shirt and a heavy black hoodie. It’s currently 106°F where we live. Apparently, heatstroke is the new trend, as several of his classmates are dressing the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I wanted my boyfriend to come over for a backyard wiener roast. Because it was so hot outside, he told me he didn't want to. Eventually, I talked him into it telling him it would be fine. He's now still asleep on the couch with heat stroke. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, after the seventh morning in a row where my son threw a fit because he wanted to wear summer clothes, I put him in shorts and a tank top and put him outside. He got the message and changed into long sleeves and pants. Ten minutes later, cops pull up. My nosy neighbor called CPS. FML
Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML
Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
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Moep20 24
Always be yourself- unless you can be a giraffe. Then, always be a giraffe :P (Even if it makes you pass out )
rofdoc 14
I wish my mom would buy me a giraffe onesie... I wouldn't take it off either!
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VivatRegina 14
We're having the hottest summer on record. Bullshit.
etchsanity1 11
I met a bunch of Aussie sailors in Bahrain who promptly got hammered bought women's robes and masks and wore them for several days whenever they were not on duty ...
rivaraven 35
Aww :3 My boyfriend has a koala onesie. It's cute :3
interesting33 36
Okay if he passed out because of it - 3 times!! That is ridiculous! He could get heat stroke - next time, call an ambulance or force him to see a doctor. (I think) :)
Hiphuray4peas 27
I have a panda onesie, with paws, ears and a tail. I love it and if it magically stayed clean I'd wear it all the time. I think you can never be too old for a onesie.
kalbrek009 20
Maybe buy him some Depends to go with his babies outfit? Idk, OP..sounds like you're dating an overgrown 1 yr old.
jessughka 10
Wow, I heard on the radio today that Australia hit a record temp of 120 degrees...onesies are cool and all but sounds like some inner child issues.
Scribe_fml 8
It was 42 Celsius the other day. We're having record temperatures and bush fires everywhere. Yep, it's pretty bad. Still, we've always got the beach :)
SirTiggerEsq 16
I read this and got confused when I saw "120 degrees", wondering how the news managed to add 75 degrees to the temperature without noticing the error. Then my brain engaged and I realised you were using Fahrenheit, for which I am glad as 120C would have killed us all.
Geometric 18
Yeah apparently they've had to raise the temperature limit on the thermal weather charts (you know the one with all teh pretty colours) because the temperature in Aussie has literally gone off the scales in some places. :O
ChancellorJ 7
Lol. He'll learn his lesson eventually.
cat0720 9
At least he's dedicated? Still though that's kind of strange haha
Scribe_fml 8
I live in Australia too, so I feel your pain. The heat is terrible, and I've been stuck wearing clothes like shorts and singlets for days. Ouch.