Today, my 17 year-old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he overheated, but he still won't take it off. FML
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Today, I had to physically force my nephew to change his clothes after he tried to go out in long black jeans, a long-sleeved black shirt and a heavy black hoodie. It’s currently 106°F where we live. Apparently, heatstroke is the new trend, as several of his classmates are dressing the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I wanted my boyfriend to come over for a backyard wiener roast. Because it was so hot outside, he told me he didn't want to. Eventually, I talked him into it telling him it would be fine. He's now still asleep on the couch with heat stroke. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, after the seventh morning in a row where my son threw a fit because he wanted to wear summer clothes, I put him in shorts and a tank top and put him outside. He got the message and changed into long sleeves and pants. Ten minutes later, cops pull up. My nosy neighbor called CPS. FML
Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML
Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
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Moep20 24
Always be yourself- unless you can be a giraffe. Then, always be a giraffe :P (Even if it makes you pass out )
rofdoc 14
I wish my mom would buy me a giraffe onesie... I wouldn't take it off either!
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Comments (193)
skyeyez9 24
I can help fix your problem: find another boyfriend who isn't a retard!
genex_skulls 6
That $hit Cray
moonfull101 13
I think it's time to sit down and have a talk.
Zebediabolical 43
Wait for him to pass out again and cut it off with scissors. Problem solved.
outoftown 26
Let the paramedics do it.
Seany_93 18
Hahaha thats funny herd bloody north NSW had 47° on Tuesday hope he wasnt wearing it then lol
ririchan94 18
Lol that is pretty awesome, although he should stay in air conditioning more haha
Stuckinstuff 8
I have a Stitch onesie from Lilo and Stitch and am Australian also, I have only collapsed twice yet still refuse to get changed. I understand his passion.
peachesncreem 21
If you're anywhere in NSW, I hope you're not wearing it today. It's supposed to be in the mid 40's. You'll definitely pass out :/
RocketNinjaFish 12
I can understand you wanting to wear it, but after summer, maybe?
Uggo 4
Pics or it didn't happen.
dogpup4 23
Why would you wear a onesie in public? In fact, why would you wear one at all?
tanekdrachonae 19
Let him die from heat stroke. As a rule of thumb, if you are dumb enough to do what you are doing, knowing what can happen, you deserve the consequences.
melody309 35
Let him die because you think he's an idiot. Makes perfect sense.
X_Codes 11
@83 - Well, OP's boyfriend is basically insisting that OP let him die... OP needs to tell the boyfriend that it's either her or the onesie. This is a life-threatening level of stupid being demonstrated.