Today, my 17 year-old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he overheated, but he still won't take it off. FML
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Today, I had to physically force my nephew to change his clothes after he tried to go out in long black jeans, a long-sleeved black shirt and a heavy black hoodie. It’s currently 106°F where we live. Apparently, heatstroke is the new trend, as several of his classmates are dressing the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I wanted my boyfriend to come over for a backyard wiener roast. Because it was so hot outside, he told me he didn't want to. Eventually, I talked him into it telling him it would be fine. He's now still asleep on the couch with heat stroke. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, after the seventh morning in a row where my son threw a fit because he wanted to wear summer clothes, I put him in shorts and a tank top and put him outside. He got the message and changed into long sleeves and pants. Ten minutes later, cops pull up. My nosy neighbor called CPS. FML
Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML
Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
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Moep20 24
Always be yourself- unless you can be a giraffe. Then, always be a giraffe :P (Even if it makes you pass out )
rofdoc 14
I wish my mom would buy me a giraffe onesie... I wouldn't take it off either!
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Comments (193)
yeongji 31
He will learn his lesson when he checks into the hospital for heat stroke, dehydration (and possibly more).
Jessiegirl122 7
Onsies are the best though!
wwwtet 9
I have a penguin onesie and a bat onesie and I live in Australia aswell :p
jem970 19
I was laughing at this guys stupidity up until now. I mean who wears a onesie? But now I want a bat one!!!!!
kemando 22
That guy's a legend... Ppl will soon be telling TALL tales of his adventures. ;)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Wait..what did I just read?? I don't understand this FML and maybe it's because I haven't gotten any sleep.
DrunkButterfly 17
It's hot in Australia where OP lives, but his boyfriend won't take off his new pajamas. It isn't that hard to get. :/
Obey_StudBoii 23
#109 Gotcha. Thanks lol, I haven't gotten any sleep and had to do 3 exams at school.
MyEpicFail 9
tell his mother he passed out three times of it. She'd tell him to take it off and not be stupid.
Poseidon400 11
FYL, OP. That must be a "pain in the neck".
morgaleigh 6
I got that onesie for Christmas too its amazing :)
buckdharma 37
Being able to run really fast might be a good atribute to have for your giraffe fellow.
bellatrix0805 2
Are you kidding? It's almost hit 40 degrees in Canberra!