Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Miss 31 years-old In a relationship
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
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