Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML
Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML
Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML
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MaxOfMetal 0
OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!
drakerd 0
You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?
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Comments (244)
Equinox987 0
Maybe she faked it for the chick. You know, all that **** star drama because really you are the sex god you thought you were and she's just really crap with her tongue or something :) But seriously, married threesome, you're my hero dude!
kkini 0
Do it again, see what they do together and try and replicate. Better still try something new. Maybe the three of you could discuss what turns you all on considering your wife got you this far
24788 6
That situation is just full of win except for the part of you complaining. Women know how to pleasure themselves better then men anyways.
kionnalexus 0
well at least you know she loves you, though if you're married she could've told you along time ago that you weren't doing it right. It's really her fault because she's been faking it and not informing you that you can't get her off.
Pastor_Rich 0
sometimes men fake happiness like when the wife fixes food and screws it up, so we pretend it's alright so as not to offend her talent in the kitchen
IMB916 0
your wife brings women home to have threesomes and never divorced yu even though u never made her cum. what the **** are u complaining about?!
liveBabylon 0
I've had sex 23 times...I dont think I've ever had an ******
SimpleSimon 0
FYL, but still, you kinda deserve it for believing her fakery. I bet you thought you were quite the Casanova. On a serious note: :Ladies - Don't be surprised if you fake an ****** once, then never get a real one off that guy. If he buys your oscar-worthy performance, then he'll never know what he was doing wasn't working for you, and that's all you'll ever get. You have to give us a few tips. EDIT: Don't know why this came up as a reply. Sorry.
BamaFan112 1
I think you would have known if you had. And to the poster, you're kind of dumb but hey that doesn't mean you can't invite said friend over for more fun. At least you can enjoy f***ing her if not your wife.
plexico 3
I could make 24 your lucky number. I guarantee it 100%. I will gladly refund whatever you pay me to bring you to your first ****** if I fail to satisfy after 5-10 tries. Sounds like a very fair deal to me.
I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0
can i be 24. ill be your first one =]
robinhoood 0
Quit your bitchin'. You got to participate in a threesome. The cool kind too.
gwenhwyfaer 0
One day, far in the future when your testicles have dropped and your personality has finished forming, you might just be lucky enough to discover first-hand that they really aren't all they're cracked up to be.
Aetius_fml 0
From now on you are to refer to your wife's friend as "Coach"
mizzflory 5
win lol