Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML
Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML
Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML
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Top comments
MaxOfMetal 0
OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!
drakerd 0
You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?
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Comments (244)
jt8787 0
you ******* suck dude! how after 5 yrs with her, let alone any other girls in your life have you not learned how to give a women a ******* ****** haha?! thats pathetic man
jt8787 0
oh and in response to thugbert up there, he loses all points for "bragging" about the threesome cuz he blows at sex and his wife probably was desperate to have one so she could have a real ******
pr3ttylilprobl3m 0
ydi. pay more attention to your wife
mouseintern 0
You can't blame someone for failing to bring a woman to ****** if she fakes it. Your results are only as good as your feedback. If you're not doing something right but you're not getting any guidance or indication something is wrong, how the heck are you supposed to fix that? I'd say she's more at fault for not being honest and upfront and helping you understand what does it for her.
Hazy_fml 0
Wow. Intelligence? On FML? That's odd, not everyday that happens. Anyway, I completely agree with #113. Furthermore, all of the dickheads saying "Lol YDI for not paying attention to ur womanz!" Are probably people who have had/will have the same issues. Atleast, that would be some kickass irony.
netbeui435 3
poor guy with a threesome. tough life.
Me27 0
YDI for partaking in immoral, disgusting acts.
Gixxer2k4 0
**** who cares if you never gave her a real ****** you just hit the jack pot buddy with a wife down for threesome's and brings the woman home for it! Quit your bitch'n and enjoy it
zabeth_fml 0
My friend, **** HER life, not yours. Google search '********' and try again.
sportsnut 0
sounds like you and your wife should have done some more experimenting...i mean damn, i make it a point that she has a real ******. we also are open and honest with each other so that helps get her off a lot more
kukopia 0
I think that's just great that you are open and honest with her. Next time you talk to her, suggest that she be more open and honest with her husband, so maybe he'll be able to give her a climax too.
acranine11 0
FML?? You got to have a three some and your married you are lucky!!