Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML
Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML
Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML
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MaxOfMetal 0
OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!
drakerd 0
You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?
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Comments (244)
dusty1030 0
you're stupid for whining about a threesome!!! fyl!!
onnielief 4
Watch and learn . . .
visage 0
L2Fuck
Chfanfiction 0
Ugh. I would never do a threesome. Just, no...
yowzerz 5
Sorry that your wife has been lying to you for so long. Not just about the fake orgasms, but she's probably been sleeping with this chick already. FYL
monnanon 13
I think this is a bit of an fyl because your wife of five years could not discuss with you the fact that she was not having orgasms. Maybe she faked the first one to make you feel good (not advised btw) and didn't want to stop faking in case you found out. I dunno still she should have spoke to you about it I mean its not gonna be that upsetting to you to be told that no she hasn't orgasmed but she is willing to work with you so she can achieve one. It might hurt of hurt at first but i bet the fact that she had a real ****** with this woman is hurting you a lot more. Im sorry OP. Hopefully now that you have experienced something like that together she will now be more open to talk with you about what was done to make her cum.
shad0wpuppetz 0
Ask her what her girlfriend does that you don't do, you guys are married, you should be able to talk about that kind of thing. Also, no reason to complain, yay threesome.
lobby0ne 0
Ouch!!
Jamison904 0
stop bitching, atleast you are getting some. And your wife is down for the right kind of three some... STFU!
mcguyver98 0
what the **** are you complaining about, you're living EVERY mans dream! just go with it! if she gets off more with a woman so what! I'd give anything to be in your spot!
TheLetterZero 7
Don't make stupid stereotypes.