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By  jbuckets_404  |  38

How did you ever expect to get inside your house in the event y'all lock yourselves out accidentally otherwise (without the dog's "help")? We've always hidden a key outside somewhere eg, lock-box secured to (garage) doorknob, plastic key-box buried in flower pot, key left with next-door neighbor, or stowed away inside doghouse (fav!).

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By  jbuckets_404  |  38

How did you ever expect to get inside your house in the event y'all lock yourselves out accidentally otherwise (without the dog's "help")? We've always hidden a key outside somewhere eg, lock-box secured to (garage) doorknob, plastic key-box buried in flower pot, key left with next-door neighbor, or stowed away inside doghouse (fav!).

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  raven_of_azarath  |  33

I think OP might have meant that they don’t carry it around the house. Like they won’t grab a house key if they step out to take out the trash real quick. Because why would you need to.

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