By PerfectTiming - 08/07/2013 11:19 - Netherlands - Eindhoven

Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML
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Pwn17 25

Your dog really knows how to stir shit up.

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FALLENSEBZERO 16
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"Just smile and wag my tail"

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FALLENSEBZERO 16
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"Just smile and wag my tail"

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Pwn17 25

Your dog really knows how to stir shit up.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30
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Pull his tail three times and I bet he'll turn into the devil.

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thatkidhesh 11
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your dog should visit the banks that allowed people such crazy loans that ruined this country.

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applebramble 22
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Aww you poor soul! You gotta clean that shit up too!

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AmyPond17 33
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To clean up dog shit in a revolving door?

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jessBeAqueen 13
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its like a giant kitchen aid stirring up chocolate batter....mmmmmm

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s13495 19
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oh that was too much haha!!

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False_Stupidity 41
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This comment was pure distilled awesome, I couldn't stop laughing for at least 3 minutes.

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FALLENSEBZERO 16
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#6: Please seek help.

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jessBeAqueen 13
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#29 please seek a sense of humor....preferably a twisted one.

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challan 19

Then he'll get dizzy and puke... The clean up never ends in this scenario!

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adameeo 21
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Comic timing. Something dogs excel at :)

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mario2012 18
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That's quite the disturbing dream.

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tegraturbo2000 15
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can your day get any "shitier"

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False_Stupidity 41
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Nope and neither can that comment.

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assassinbanana0 20

Next time you should come up with a comical and original pun. This one was just bad

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tegraturbo2000 15
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yea i can see your a comical genious

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challan 19

I believe your dog is a evil mastermind. I can hear his chuckle from here. He may be half cat...

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TheDrifter 23

If he was all cat and dog sized he would have rushed the door and smeared at a full run.

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olpally 32

Of course, the drifter would know^^*looks at evil cat in profile pic* *runs like hell*

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