By PerfectTiming - 08/07/2013 11:19 - Netherlands - Eindhoven

Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML
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Pwn17 25

Your dog really knows how to stir shit up.

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Pwn17 25

Your dog really knows how to stir shit up.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Pull his tail three times and I bet he'll turn into the devil.

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thatkidhesh 11

your dog should visit the banks that allowed people such crazy loans that ruined this country.

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applebramble 22

Aww you poor soul! You gotta clean that shit up too!

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AmyPond17 33

To clean up dog shit in a revolving door?

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jessBeAqueen 13

its like a giant kitchen aid stirring up chocolate batter....mmmmmm

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False_Stupidity 41

This comment was pure distilled awesome, I couldn't stop laughing for at least 3 minutes.

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jessBeAqueen 13

#29 please seek a sense of humor....preferably a twisted one.

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challan 19

Then he'll get dizzy and puke... The clean up never ends in this scenario!

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adameeo 21

Comic timing. Something dogs excel at :)

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assassinbanana0 20

Next time you should come up with a comical and original pun. This one was just bad

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challan 19

I believe your dog is a evil mastermind. I can hear his chuckle from here. He may be half cat...

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TheDrifter 23

If he was all cat and dog sized he would have rushed the door and smeared at a full run.

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olpally 32

Of course, the drifter would know^^*looks at evil cat in profile pic* *runs like hell*

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