FML : Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels...

Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By PerfectTiming / Monday 8 July 2013 11:19 / Netherlands - Eindhoven

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By Pwn17 | 25

#5570843 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:26

Your dog really knows how to stir shit up.

By FALLENSEBZERO | 16

#5570842 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:25

"Just smile and wag my tail"

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By FALLENSEBZERO | 16

#5570842 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:25

"Just smile and wag my tail"

By Pwn17 | 25

#5570843 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:26

Your dog really knows how to stir shit up.

vehementbitch | 4

#5570855 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:35

I like that in you.

BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5570951 - Monday 8 July 2013 06:21

Pull his tail three times and I bet he'll turn into the devil.

thatkidhesh | 11

#5570974 - Monday 8 July 2013 06:47

your dog should visit the banks that allowed people such crazy loans that ruined this country.

applebramble | 22

#5574159 - Wednesday 10 July 2013 08:09

Aww you poor soul! You gotta clean that shit up too!

By AmyPond17 | 33

#5570844 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:27

To clean up dog shit in a revolving door?

By mario2012 | 18

#5570845 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:28

Trolling dog.

By jessBeAqueen | 13

#5570846 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:28

its like a giant kitchen aid stirring up chocolate batter....mmmmmm

s13495 | 19

#5570866 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:48

oh that was too much haha!!

False_Stupidity | 41

#5570891 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:58

This comment was pure distilled awesome, I couldn't stop laughing for at least 3 minutes.

FALLENSEBZERO | 16

#5570909 - Monday 8 July 2013 05:13

#6: Please seek help.

jessBeAqueen | 13

#5570950 - Monday 8 July 2013 06:21

#29 please seek a sense of humor....preferably a twisted one.

By challan | 19

#5570847 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:28

Then he'll get dizzy and puke... The clean up never ends in this scenario!

By adameeo | 21

#5570848 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:29

Comic timing. Something dogs excel at :)

By mario2012 | 18

#5570849 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:29

That's quite the disturbing dream.

By tegraturbo2000 | 15

#5570850 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:29

can your day get any "shitier"

False_Stupidity | 41

#5570894 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:59

Nope and neither can that comment.

assassinbanana0 | 20

#5571068 - Monday 8 July 2013 07:39

Next time you should come up with a comical and original pun. This one was just bad

tegraturbo2000 | 15

#5571328 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 12:02

yea i can see your a comical genious

By challan | 19

#5570851 - Monday 8 July 2013 04:30

I believe your dog is a evil mastermind. I can hear his chuckle from here. He may be half cat...

TheDrifter | 23

#5571008 - Monday 8 July 2013 07:01

If he was all cat and dog sized he would have rushed the door and smeared at a full run.

olpally | 32

#5571099 - Monday 8 July 2013 08:09

Of course, the drifter would know^^*looks at evil cat in profile pic* *runs like hell*

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