FML : Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML

Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By baddoggy - / Sunday 17 October 2010 08:13 / United States

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By yourWIFEandKIDS | 0

#1561179 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:21

YDI because you're a retard.

By MrsxBillxKaulitz | 5

#1561213 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:25

your dog probably hit the lock button.

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By yourWIFEandKIDS | 0

#1561179 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:21

YDI because you're a retard.

BlackMoon_fml | 9

#1561203 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:23

I second that. Bitches be crazy.

peterkaay | 0

#1561251 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:29

exactly...

adddadancer | 0

#1561254 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:29

YDI cuz u suck at life

TooAsianMane | 0

#1561314 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:47

dont lie. your trying to cook the dam thing so you can eat it. shame.

cutiepie31296 | 0

#1561351 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:56

ur picture scares me :O

tyronnK | 0

#1561396 - Sunday 17 October 2010 17:05

dats Cali, I'm sure u can find sum1 dat can break into ur car in 5 secs of searchin

corndawg | 2

#1561512 - Sunday 17 October 2010 18:01

people be crazy

TookiMyCooki | 0

#1561549 - Sunday 17 October 2010 18:58

*people can be crazy

Britney_0 | 0

#1561562 - Sunday 17 October 2010 19:07

what kind of a retard manages to do that?

syedlink27 | 0

#1561621 - Sunday 17 October 2010 19:48

I want you in class

stephanie0613 | 0

#1564094 - Monday 18 October 2010 8:18

Wow fuck your dogs life :(

AvAfan | 14

#6228489 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 5:18

Have you never locked your keys in the car? Everyone does stupid things sometimes. You don't have to call her a retard

By RyanGaga | 0

#1561181 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:21

first?

marinus_fml | 19

#1561208 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:24

No you are not fucking first. Now gtfo.

peterkaay | 0

#1561273 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:31

I second that... ^^

Schizomaniac | 24

#1561540 - Sunday 17 October 2010 18:54

You forgot biceps brachii, wrist extensors, and triceps.

MyFirstKiss | 0

#1563437 - Monday 18 October 2010 3:10

44-college win

By pengiesully | 0

#1561188 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:22

fail

By maphineRAWRS | 10

#1561192 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:23

naww your poor dog haha
getting stuck I the car after it just had surgury. :(

ViiciousDreamz | 0

#1561640 - Sunday 17 October 2010 20:03

Surgery.

By mahimalil | 0

#1561205 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:23

wow OP you really suck!! Time to break in

By MrsxBillxKaulitz | 5

#1561213 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:25

your dog probably hit the lock button.

By shaunosullivan11 | 0

#1561217 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:25

OP is smooth
ydi for being that dumb... how could you possibly do that?

By The_Mitch | 0

#1561219 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:25

should have trained it to unlock the car.

By FATSQUIRELL69 | 0

#1561224 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:25

This a failure so badly, that it shouldn't even be on FML, it should be on fail website, like failblog.org

By lol_ironic_life | 9

#1561226 - Sunday 17 October 2010 16:26

Aww sometimes things like that happen OP hope you were able to get back into your car! :)

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