Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
Today, my girlfriend accidentally put rubbish in the neighbour's bin. Then the old lady took all the rubbish out and threw it on the floor. I came out and tried to calm the situation, but then my girlfriend ran downstairs and tipped her cat food and cat milk bowls over. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I spent all morning cleaning my house. I was feeling pretty proud of myself until I went to the bathroom, then came back to find my dog had knocked over a trash can and scattered the contents everywhere. She even knocked my favorite mug off the counter. The worst/cutest part? She looked at me as if to say, “I'm helping!” FML
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Top comments
rieebee 23
Good job actually caring enough to pick them up, so many people would just leave it.
itssnotfunny 24
what a bloody waste of time
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Comments (52)
abNormal62 23
You did it out of the kindness of your heart? No STRINGS attached? That's awesome
Dodge4x4Ram 46
were you using Glad trash bags lol
bkbrown01 3
No garbage bag?
kittykat_bw13 12
why wasn't your garbage in a bag?
Smooth_Criminal 24
It probably was. Dogs are known to rip open bags to get the stuff inside.
sripathi 6
There is an invention called trash bag.
Smooth_Criminal 24
There's a problem called: Dogs rip open trash bags.
Hyenayena 27
We all know dogs are terrified of a bag and cannot physically rip it open. Duh.
Hyenayena 27
*in case no one got the obvious sarcasm? haha you guys sure are bright
writerchic85 26
I would have knocked on the neighbors door and asked him to help.
zelda1324 13
to all the people who are telling OP to use trash bags, they do, it most likely exploded on impact, or OP just didn't tie the trash bag correctly.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe emptying the bathroom trash in a main bag then tying it up...then things wouldn't be a bloody mess
iwadasn 33
It seems like a dog that's big enough to knock over a trashcan would have no trouble ripping apart a garbage bag.
spinda 22
Omg that must have been so embarrassing
roxyriot19 4
My dog does that too... Except sometimes she eats them.