Miscellaneous: Awks

Awks

By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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You deserved it 9 104

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By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 525

You deserved it 4 119

By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 776

You deserved it 2 189

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2015 18:49 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 355

You deserved it 3 836

By MrCanoe - 01/03/2009 21:58 - Canada

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 130 216

You deserved it 300 146

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 829

You deserved it 2 796

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 521

You deserved it 5 203

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 542

You deserved it 2 854

By ... - 29/12/2010 15:24

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 450

You deserved it 3 390

By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 417

You deserved it 6 393

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 401

You deserved it 3 505

mdh6173 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 3:01

Wow...That's a mind **** for sure. The fact that you thought about it tells me you are a good person. You have to do what's best for you though. You can keep her as a friend and support her.

Niqi 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 3:02

You can't be responsible for someone else's happiness. Don't be in the relationship if you don't want to. Sucks, but that's life.

Comments

27BronxBombers 12

Sunday 10 April 2011 22:54

I'm hoping you did what you think was right and everything is good between you two now. I can tell you're a good guy because you were clearly doing something right in the relationship and had to rethink breaking up with her.

NDiesal10 2

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:19

Looks like you've got a dilemma on your hands. But seriously, don't stay with her just because that's how she is. It's not your fault nor your problem.

CuppyCake4me 2

Monday 19 December 2011 17:23

#7 is right, you should just act like an ass then she'll break up with you :)

fml_mu 10

Friday 10 February 2012 13:33

How the hell can you people plan for breakups so easily? If u dnt plan to maintain a relationship better not start it... a person's feelings is not a toy that u can play with! You deserve the worst!!!

doglover100 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:12

I agree. He needs to leave if he wants but support as a friend.

SataN201 0

Monday 20 August 2012 18:38

dump her. can't be unhappy for that reason. suicides a way of life. population control

15949058 4

Tuesday 21 August 2012 17:50

omg don't brake up with her!!!

Porter_Robinson 10

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:37

I've been in your position before OP, well, maybe in one that wasn't so severe. My advice to you would be to end it gently, tell her you want to be friends, and ACTUALLY BE HER FRIEND. Be there and support her when she needs help, in time she'll see that you did the best by her.