Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me and set all my stuff on fire. Why? Because she found my Tinder account. I haven’t even used it since I met her. FML
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML
Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend has been nothing but nice about our separation, and I’ve been slowly removing my stuff from her house, until she found out I have a new girlfriend just a few tiny years younger than her. She ran over my box of replica lightsabers with her work van. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, after two months of being broken up, and my ex still insisting she hadn't been cheating on me, I declared via text my intention to burn the rest of her stuff in the yard. This resulted in the guy she "hadn't been cheating on me with" kicking in my door. FML
Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML
Today, my house caught fire and almost burned down. My neighbour, who has always hated me, came up, patted me on the back, and said, "That sucks for you." FML
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Chazzster 32
Press charges - That’s a felony and people could have died!
idragosani 17
I hope the ex's ass is going to jail for arson
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Comments (5)
Thaylok 17
I know personally the loss of fire. That totally Sucks. And as that is arson, have the ex locked up.
Chazzster 32
Press charges - That’s a felony and people could have died!
SaltyBlarog 10
depending on the jurisdiction, you may also be able to sue for damages in civil court. obviously wouldn't replace anything sentimental, but you may want to look into it
idragosani 17
I hope the ex's ass is going to jail for arson
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Were you seeing both girls at once, aka cheating? If so, yeah, you deserve her wrath but not necessarily in that form. If you did nothing wrong and it was just a breakup, then she's acting like a jealous psychopath and you should absolutely press charges.
dreams2383 20
it clearly states its a ex and the ex set the fire because they found out they had a new girlfriend so no cheating happened
1known 34
Who are the « they » you’re talking about?
Rake 18
Can one of the YDI pressers please explain?