Money: Assumptions

Assumptions

By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 03:58 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By tired waitress - 25/04/2016 23:05 - United States

Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML

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By Old and Ugly - 23/04/2015 09:04 - United States

Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you - she was younger and prettier!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

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By aw-wtf - 11/08/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML

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By StarDust5921 - 04/10/2016 01:55 - United States - Utica

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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CherishFlowers 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:46

The teller shouldn't have sterotyped you. You're not a stripper just because you have small bills... and she had no right to say that.

ladidadi 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:47

She should be fired! What a rude comment to make to a customer.

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blacklite69 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 0:52

What a BITCH. Good on you for not slapping her!

photofool 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 0:54

You should have freaked her out by saying something alluding to the bills coming from naughty places.... so she can feel gross about touching them and counting them

PurpDOODE 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:00

EPIC WIN! THAT CLERK IS A WINNAH.

Jennydew 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:06

I hope you complained to the branch manager. Get her in trouble for sterotyping you.

alijacket 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:16

If this really did happen in Utah, I'm not surprised. That place is filled with self-righteous assholes.

RyanRaygun 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:17

I've worked in a bank before. Stripper money is no fun.

ohhhhman 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 4:14

Haha, sounds like someone is a hypocrite..."that place is filled with self righteous ____". sounds like it's you? You know...thinking you're better than everyone else? Huh. Idiots. OP: here's what you do. You smile and say, "the only dirty part if this situation is your false assumptions." I'll betcha she'll learn something:)