Alexa, play "Jump" by Van Halen

By Thescarlettfox - 01/03/2020 21:00

Today, I had the brilliant idea of jumping off a swing at its highest point. I can now add two things to my list of accomplishments: making out with a tree and breaking my nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 532
You deserved it 1 324

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I would say ydi, but who am I to kink shame.

And now I have the "George of the Jungle" theme stuck in my head.

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I would say ydi, but who am I to kink shame.

I hope it wasn't an ugly tree.

And now I have the "George of the Jungle" theme stuck in my head.