By Thescarlettfox - 1/3/2020 21:00

Alexa, play "Jump" by Van Halen

Today, I had the brilliant idea of jumping off a swing at its highest point. I can now add two things to my list of accomplishments: making out with a tree and breaking my nose. FML

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By Cocoapelli | 23

#7886666 - Sunday 1 March 2020 21:27

I would say ydi, but who am I to kink shame.

By jkjorn | 14

#7886792 - Monday 2 March 2020 15:22

And now I have the "George of the Jungle" theme stuck in my head.

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By Cocoapelli | 23

#7886666 - Sunday 1 March 2020 21:27

I would say ydi, but who am I to kink shame.

By RichardPencil | 28

#7886672 - Sunday 1 March 2020 22:03

I hope it wasn't an ugly tree.

By jkjorn | 14

#7886792 - Monday 2 March 2020 15:22

And now I have the "George of the Jungle" theme stuck in my head.