Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline...

By no more flips - 17/5/2015 14:05 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML

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By booze_n_bitches | 35

#6294223 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:03

Friends don't need impressing OP, and I'm sure they'll love you with your wonky new nose.

By marulicko | 19

#6294228 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:06

That's nothing. If you had lost the upper half of your head and still not cried, now that would have been impressive!

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By booze_n_bitches | 35

#6294223 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:03

Friends don't need impressing OP, and I'm sure they'll love you with your wonky new nose.

jake_braves | 25

#6294381 - Monday 18 May 2015 15:26

I agree...and a flip on the trampoline is easy. Next time be more careful and don't try to impress your friends when you don't have to.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6294880 - Monday 18 May 2015 23:47

I'm assuming the OP and friends are young and everyone nose this is the kind of stuff friends do around each other to show off and be cool in a "hey, check this out" way.

By marulicko | 19

#6294228 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:06

That's nothing. If you had lost the upper half of your head and still not cried, now that would have been impressive!

AnnaDeWitt | 27

#6294325 - Monday 18 May 2015 14:17

If you lose the upper half of your head without crying, I'd say it's most likely due to your being dead.

annie_zoo | 27

#6294524 - Monday 18 May 2015 18:02

I think that's the point of the joke

By WCARlover | 34

#6294230 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:07

Free rhinoplasty yay!

may14th | 26

#6294333 - Monday 18 May 2015 14:27

Nothing is ever free. Especially cosmetic surgery.

WCARlover | 34

#6294382 - Monday 18 May 2015 15:26

Was just trying to make a joke but it obviously wasn't well received lol. That's what I get for trying to be funny at 5am

By pyrexicpoet | 18

#6294238 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:10

Revenge of the trampoline.. Coming to a theater near you

By dakatabg | 31

#6294241 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:14

Sucks, time to visit the hospital

By NickVsHtml | 14

#6294244 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:15

Auwtch !

nonsensical | 26

#6294250 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:17

Bless you!

By pyrexicpoet | 18

#6294245 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:15

I suppose you weren't the only one flipping out

By xJChristine | 16

#6294249 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:17

I hope your friends didn't laugh, but helped you with your nose. in a while, you have a fun story to tell everyone and you can have a laugh about it :) Hope your nose doesn't hurt too bad OP

By brvnnx | 18

#6294254 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:22

Friends don't need to be impressed op :)

By CommentKing207 | 23

#6294258 - Monday 18 May 2015 12:25

You shouldn't have to impress your friends, they should already be impressed by you.