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By loser weeper - 26/11/2018 21:00 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, after looking for my phone for three weeks, I used find my iPhone to track it to my sister-in-law's house. Her response? "Finders keepers, losers weepers." FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML

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By Littlebigben - 19/07/2017 05:00

Today, I found a cellphone. I went through the contacts and called the one listed as 'dad' to inform them I could leave it at a cash register of the store I found it in or take it to the police station so they could pick it up. They then called the police, insisting I stole it. FML

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By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 23:02 - United States

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By phonegotlostinthepark - 03/12/2013 17:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

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Ghostrui 30

Saturday 10 November 2018 7:33

Report it as stolen.

Madrias 36

Tuesday 13 November 2018 3:41

And this is what the police are for. You get your phone back, she gets a court date.

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maroongrad 13

Tuesday 27 November 2018 18:45

"Hello, Mr/Mrs SisterInLawsMaiden Name, I wanted to talk to you about CrazyBitch'sName. I'm a little worried about her mental health and wasn't sure who to approach about it. But if it was my family, I'd want to know. About three weeks ago she stole my iPhone, but that's not the part that worries me. Thieves happen. What worries my is that when I tracked it to her house, she actually said "Finders Keepers Losers Weepers." I'm not going to press charges or anything because I'm honestly more worried that she's on drugs, or is supposed to take medicine and isn't, or something else is going on. I've known her "x" years and am very surprised by the theft, but very shocked that as an adult woman, she said that. It's just not normal and it worries me, and I wanted to let you know because, well, she's your daughter. And if I were you, and someone saw my daughter having problems and didn't tell me, I'd be very very upset." Emails are useful. Phone messages, too. Have some fun in the most nice, helpful, ****-up-her-life way possible. Enjoy!